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  1. hardlyfe

    hardlyfe Tyrannosaurus Sex

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    love this

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    1. deegenerate
      The very best way to wake up! :D
       
      deegenerate, Aug 28, 2022
    2. hardlyfe
      Especially when she whimpers as it gets the size of an almond and you gently use your teeth *evil grrin*
       
      hardlyfe, Aug 28, 2022
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  2. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I’m remember back in grade school
    There were girls I never paid any attention to until you hear they have a crush on you
    Then you look at them in a whole different light :inlove: “And they called it - puppy love…”
     
  3. hardlyfe

    hardlyfe Tyrannosaurus Sex

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    That's not always a good idea:
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  4. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Pumpkin spice oreos aren't bad.
     
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  5. BustLuster

    BustLuster Porno Junky

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    To improve, you have to admit something is broken.
     
    1. submissively speaking
      I dunno about broken, but an admission of imperfection at the very least, yeah.
       
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  6. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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  7. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Wonder where that guy from Texas has gone?
     
    1. Valspar
      Conroe said fuck this place, he's had enough.
       
      Valspar, Sep 1, 2022
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  8. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Mayonnaise
     
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  9. Slayzer

    Slayzer Porn Surfer

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    I find the thought of reincarnation completely terrifying.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Why?
       
    2. Mature Sexer
      I love the idea!
       
      Mature Sexer, Sep 1, 2022
    3. paulavettbrothers
      Me too because I don’t believe you could choose, I don’t like the odds.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 3, 2022
  10. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    If I was born a female,
    I definitely would be a lesbian.


    :rolleyes:
     
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  11. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Started a new Facebook account didn't look for anyone I knew a few found me I wonder how long it will take before it turns into a total shit show
     
    1. submissively speaking
      It's evil. There's no other word for facebook.
       
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      I don't like it and I'm sure I'll piss off everyone I know but it's ok I'm doing it for me this time no one else
       
      Jh2, Sep 1, 2022
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      A great source for misinformation and crap in general!
       
      Mature Sexer, Sep 1, 2022
  12. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    My BFF has a small farm in northern Illinois. It's a pretty little place, she has a spring-fed freshwater creek full of cress, she's got hills and flat and some fantastic outbuildings, including a centuries-old barn. She's been there 10 years now, and is pretty darn close to self-sufficient, minus the electricity situation. And honestly if she put a windmill/turbine combo in the field with the creek and a bunch of batteries, I think she'd be all set.

    More and more small farms are being bought by folk that can work remotely and want to have more control over their food supply. While I think there's a pretty sharp learning curve for anyone that wants to raise their own meat and grow their own crops, it's not such a bad idea, really. I've raised sheep and chickens; they're pretty low maintenance as long as you've got space and you're not squeamish.

    But being dependent on the weather? Seems like a bad gamble, honestly, since reliable weather patterns are pretty scarce. Greenhouses with cooling capacity seem to be the only way to go, which is super disturbing.

    There's no point to this post, it's just a random thought.
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      If you’ve got a spring fed creek she has an absolutely perfect option for irrigation and catching rain water for irrigation is pretty easy. You don’t need an acre of land for the veggies. And goats and chickens are easy to care for, so are pigs, maybe less so. But if you hunt a couple or three deer plus small game? Very doable. If you ever visit let me know, Illinois isn’t that far. It sounds idyllic!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 2, 2022
    2. submissively speaking
      I used to go several times a year, I haven’t in quite some time.

      Farm life sounds idyllic, the reality is significantly less so, but she makes it work for the most part.

      Her biggest roadblocks are weather and her taste in men. :biggrin:
       
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    3. paulavettbrothers
      That’s too bad about the men. I had a good sized garden 30 x 30 ish. It easily kept a family of 5 in veggies through out the yr. Even 50x 50 is big enough to water with a hose. But it’s a lot of work that’s for sure. Wanna hook us up? Lol.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 2, 2022
  13. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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    And it's a good thought.
     
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  14. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    I’m having slight numbness in my right pinky finger and ring finger on my right hand. I believe I’ve been drinking way too much. Maybe a tee totaler going forward.
     
    1. submissively speaking
      You moved recently, yes? Do you sit at a new desk?

      That kinda sounds like an ulnar nerve entrapment; something that can happen if you spend a lot of time at a computer. There are stretches and physio you can do to alleviate it.

      I got new office furniture and equipment for my entire staff once and had a bunch of folks end up with a work RMI at their new workstations.

      Also could be something you should talk to your doc about (like neuropathy) but some anti-inflammatories and some wrist/hand/elbow/shoulder stretches might help a lot.
       
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      I actually started doing some stretching yesterday. Haven’t googled which ones are best but I will. I considered CT and it’s possible but I’m retired so no computer work currently but I’m on my damn phone constantly, ugh. I know, I know! I use my right hand, thumb actually, to type. I’m currently without insurance and probably won’t have it until January. But I may reach out to a neuropathy doc next well. Sadly, I’ve been drinking way too much since my wife passed away last yr. Sorry for being so long but thanks for your input.
       
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  15. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I ordered a pizza last night that was supposedly delivered but actually never was. They were closed by then and I couldn’t find a way to report it on the app. Now I have to call them when they open. So annoying.
     
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    1. MidlifeMale
      Annoying.
       
      MidlifeMale, Sep 2, 2022
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      Did it ever cum?
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 3, 2022
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Yes I finally got it this afternoon.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 3, 2022
  16. MidlifeMale

    MidlifeMale Sex Machine

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    Rhetorical question: Where does the phrase; "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger" come from. I mean, if I broke my leg, it wouldn't kill me but it definitely wouldn't make me stronger. It'd significantly weaken me, if anything.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I disagree. My son broke his leg and arm in a bad accident. They are now full of titanium. That’s pretty strong.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 2, 2022
    2. MidlifeMale
      I was being kinda daft, doesn't always translate well in writing. Glad your son mended well
       
      MidlifeMale, Sep 2, 2022
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      I’d apologize for being so literal but I’d be lying lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 2, 2022
    4. paulavettbrothers
      Damn you’re funny @StrawberryCupcake! Titanium is some Superman kinda shit! Well, maybe more like 60 Million Dollar Man!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 3, 2022
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  17. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    Went blackberry picking this week with mi laddo and we found plenty
    Decided to go all Mary Poppins and make a apple and blackberry pie
    Very nice
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      Thornless blackberry bushes are incredibly easy to grow and they produce a lot of berries!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 3, 2022
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      Taking my son out with a bucket and long walk is a bonding experience
       
      Dirty jedi, Sep 4, 2022
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      Yes it is for sure.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 4, 2022
  18. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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  19. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I have a vial of poison that is past the expiration date. I wonder if it's okay to use...
     
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    1. deegenerate
      It should be fine. Just slightly weaker, so you might take a while to kick the bucket though. lol
       
      deegenerate, Sep 3, 2022
    2. latecomer91364
      Um... it wasn't for me -I would just hate to have to have another go at it...

      Actually, with all my demented posts and comments, it would be funny if I really turned out to be a serial killer.

      Just sayin;
      (for no reason whatsoever...)
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 3, 2022
    3. deegenerate
      Ahhhh... so your victim will linger a while. Bwahahaha!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 3, 2022
    4. latecomer91364
      Thank you!

      Note to self: Take their cell phone.
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 3, 2022
  20. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Wow, the Mariners are only a few games back of the Yankees.
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      And they are extremely likely to sweep my swooning Indians.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 3, 2022
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    2. Prowler86
      The Indians losing a couple of starting pitchers for this series doesn't help.
       
      Prowler86, Sep 3, 2022
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    3. paulavettbrothers
      No shit! One of the idiots broke a fucking bone in his hand when he slapped the ground after giving up a home run. I absolutely hate those moronic injuries!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 4, 2022